You're so special....

“I'm European champion and I think I am the special one....”....So once said that loveable wag Jose Mourinho and, at least to his mum, the Chelsea manager always will be very special indeed.

But, forget anything you might have heard about Jose being a comedian, his sense of mirth deserted him last week when another red side chanted “You're not special any more.”

But as Jose himself once said: "If I wanted to have an easy job...I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me."

Meanwhile, as Jose wonders where it all went slightly wrong, nurses his bruised ego and mends his halo for, er, a domestic fixture coming up, he is leaving the jokes (and the Special One in the trophy cupboard) to the old Photoshop hands, as this short gallery of pictures, which is doing the rounds, shows....