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Best of three: All-day full English

There are many bad versions of this dish around, and there's no place to hide for any caff unable to cut the mustard (or ketchup for that matter) . This random trio happily turned up some surprises

Published on January 14th 2010.


Best of three: All-day full English

A FULL English was never meant to be eaten first thing in the morning, just ask your stomach. But doubtless, anyone who's ever worked on a building site will disagree, or, indeed, anyone who has had a hangover and needs to distract themselves on how awful they feel for an hour or so.

But no. Your rashers, bangers and eggs is a dish often best relished when you've woken up, proper, otherwise, why would so many places be serving “all day breakfast”?

So whether you like yours on your day off, at the weekend, at lunchtime or for tea, here are three we've scoffed completely at random in the last week and not felt ill afterwards.

The Time: 4.50pm

The Place: Caesar's Palace, 9 Renshaw Street, Liverpool, L1. 0151 708 7787

The choice: All day Full English (£5.50)

The Deal: Six items (exc toast): Two generous rashers of middle bacon, unsmoked. Two fat sausages, egg, beans, grilled tomatoes and mushrooms.

Bacon needed to cook longer to crisp up, but that may have left the rashers a lot smaller than what you see here, given the meat's water content which was visible on the surface and which left it a bit, well, floppy. However, the rest wasn't too unpleasant at all. Not coronary-greasy either, the bangers had a good flavour and meat content and the egg was cooked to textbook. Tomato was ripe and charred slightly from the griddle. Mushrooms and beans, perfectly passable too. Nevertheless, all piping hot.

A bit on the side: Toast, striped from the griddle, and butter in packets. No condiments offered.

The downside: The bacon, and the provenance of the meat overall, if that matters to you, and let's try not be snooty. We did, however, ask four people if the egg was free range and eventually got a nod from the kitchen. As for the rest? Well, we had a train to catch.

Verdict: Emergency rashers only - 5/10

The Time: 1.15pm

The Place: Hamiltons, Unit 22, 1st Floor, Met Quarter, Liverpool 2. 0151 236 7727.

The Choice: Hamilton's All-Day Breakfast, £6.95

The deal: Five items (exc toast): Smoked bacon, two sausages, and egg, all free range. This was the best presented plate of food out of all three, with its half beef tomato, served atop a perfectly matched (in size) open gilled field mushroom, and a pretty scattering of fresh parsley.

Bacon, good and big with plenty of smoky flavour, could have been tad crispier. Sausages lacked any real meatiness, but many may prefer that in an early breakfast. Egg, served "easy over", was cooked good and crisp underneath, and the deep, dark mushroom was pretty good too.

A bit on the side? Good toast, butter in thick slices and condiments to order, served in little dishes.

The Downside: Very little. If pushed, that big tomato's brief encounter with the grill left it far too healthy for purpose.

Verdict: Style with sizzle - 7/10

**WINNER**

The time: 11.30am.

The Place: Moon and Pea Cafe, Lark Lane, L17. Tel 0151 727 6282.

The choice: The basic "Pea" brunch, which we had, is £4.95 and plenty big enough for the average appetite. If you are feeling especially ravenous there is a larger "Moon" brunch (£6.95) doubling up on bacon and sausage. A vegetarian version is also available.

The deal: Seven items (exc toast). Lovely button mushrooms, a perfectly fried free range egg - not too soft, not too firm – toast, a really good meaty sausage, outdoor reared, ditto the piece of unsmoked bacon which was full of flavour had a thick, crisp band of fat on either side, a fact which might offend some, but what the hell, oh and a nice, sweet tomato.

A bit on the side? Brown sauce and butter served in their own little dishes.

The downside: The only things that came close to being merely average: a portion of baked beans and a ring of black pudding.

Verdict: Heck of a brekkie - 9/10

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296 comments so far, continue the conversation, write a comment.

Eric PartridgeSeptember 9th 2008.

"Egg served easy over"? What the heck is that? It's not even English!

Liverpool ConfidentialSeptember 9th 2008.

OK. What would you like us to test out in our next best of three? Best suggestion gets to test one of the dishes out themselves and we'll pick up the bill (food items only please and not the lady from the Pilgrim kitchen or anyone else)

Slightly AggrievedSeptember 9th 2008.

My concerns are obviously being treated as a joke so I'll take my £3 to Mcdonalds and buy three lovely hash browns there instead. PAH

The TeamSeptember 9th 2008.

Done burgers. Might do them again soon though. What pasta did you have in mind?

Rev. J. C. StrengelSeptember 9th 2008.

The Ghost Walk sounds excellent, Christmas being the traditional time for ghost stories (whatever the yanks say!) Then four courses? Yum yum pig's bum indeed! Is there a menu available?

Liverpool wagSeptember 9th 2008.

At least you've stopped shouting now.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

im from aigburth and yourself?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

How about testing the best Meal deal offers? Loadsa places now are offering 2 for 1's on A La Carte or specials or mains etc. Is the quality or quantity of food suffering to compensate for the cheaper prices?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I didn't even notice it said CONTINENTAL! Shame on you Prof. I have my operatives watching you!

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i can't wait for wednesday night. Pea fritters are great never tried one but they are great and i know were to get them. X

watching with interestSeptember 9th 2008.

your up to something i can tell! come on pinny lady, dig. just tell us we wont tell anybody else. promise honest injunsby the way were do you get mushy pea fritters they sound just the ticket!

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Apologies to all we have bored. Normal service shall be resumed. Although I'm slightly perplexed at The Teams contradiction. My gentlemanly silence begins.....

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i know sorry i did not realize then someone told me it was shouting soz

Dame Eggy HashbrownsSeptember 9th 2008.

If the pedant above was a little slower to open his fountain pen and a little more careful to read, he would note that the word "good" was used in conjunction with the words "and crisp underneath". While " . . . cooked good." would indeed be jarring, "cooked good and crisp underneath" is in keeping with the happy colloquial style employed by Liverpool Confidential; a style which manages to be neither patronising nor pompous, which is more than can be said of certain contributers. Oh, by the way, to actually address the subject in hand, I have had both the brunch, detailed above, and the veggie version (which includes fabulous fried potatoes) at the Moon and Pea and both were magnificent.

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

HAVE U NOT HEARD ABOUT THE SHORTAGE OF HASH BROWNS, ITS BEEN IN ALL THE PAPERS.THEY ARE GOING TO START GROWING THEM AGAIN SOON.....THEY WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK WEN ALL THE STUDENTS ARE BACK I PROMISE.

Village IdiotSeptember 9th 2008.

It aren't roight!

non wig wearing scouser saysSeptember 9th 2008.

why the wig dig can't you grow your own dont worry if its strait you can always get a twink like the good old days.fits right in with our over sentimental outlook or backlook being good scousers an all.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I am well aware there is more than one ingredient. Pork fat and oatmeal or other cereals amongst others help it congeal when it cools. By the way Baked Sheeps Blood I knew I had had black pudding with sheeps or lambs blood. My mam just told me we used to get an Irish recipe called Drisheen. I knew I wasn't talking rubbish! As for hash browns, as with any food, especially sausages, as we all know, there are good quality and poor quality. Why am I talking rubbish again Ulster Fry?

Bemused PlannerSeptember 9th 2008.

A "village"? In North Liverpool? When did Barrett's build that then?

Mr. Laughing Spam FritterSeptember 9th 2008.

According to the Manchester Daily Post ‘Hamilton's’ is now disqualified after being closed down by police after two men were stabbed. Apparently it is a meeting place for organised criminals. Natasha Hamilton was said in the article to be a "music star".

KevSeptember 9th 2008.

Can we all tell Dig where to go?

dannie roadSeptember 9th 2008.

i feel its time for me as an educated, well bred gentleman to intervene on pinny lady's behalf.all this unseemly sqabling. it cant go on.it must stop after all the lady in question asked for none of this all she wanted was to serve her glorious wares to us.and besides dubious dig and attached harem I SAW HER FIRST.

professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Dig i's ok I have sorted out a date, she's coming to join us in Woolton. You bring the corned beef and profiteroles.You can always slope off to the place Ramsey did in the village. save some leftovers for Ken though.

NadiaSeptember 9th 2008.

So Dig. You have not hot lady to take out?

Heinz the BoltSeptember 9th 2008.

Baked beans have no place in a traditional English breakfast.

jooglieSeptember 9th 2008.

Hey Dig,What happened with you and woman with the pinny from the pilgrim? Did they pay for you to go out?I'm waiting with baited breath! :)

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Woman from Pilgrim. If you want to of course, contact LC for my email address or mobile number. Angela has my details.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

take a powder?

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

dig were you in the pilgrim today?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Not sure how many read these rants Pilgrim Woman. I am next going to eat at lunch time tho. However, I am extremely busy today with end of month gubbins so I may not get out of my cell to see you. I'm a sales exec for Japanese slave masters.

fizzerSeptember 9th 2008.

Pilgrim 90p extra for tea/coffee. Still not bad though.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I shall be wearing a suit as I'll be going straight out from work both days. I think considering where we're going a whistle would be appropriate anyway. The lady in the pea fritter chippy doesn't let any scruff into her fine establishment.

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

DANNIE ROAD i would just like to say a big thank you for your comment, as i am the girl who wears the pinny and the D&G specs whiles cooking with my spatular. lol.i am glad you enjoyed everything.yes it is yum yum pigs bum.yes 3 pound it is for a full English breakfast served from 10 till 4. thank you for your comment and the other people who enjoy the food at the pilgrim.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

are you being serious?

Boss of the PilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

You're fired!

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

No Dan you can't have the other 2. You can hire them for incalls or outcalls tho. They can cater for your tastes at your place or theirs. Marvellous couple of caterers.

Professor ChucklebreakfastSeptember 9th 2008.

Hello Dig, I thought you were warned about showing your gusto when they arrested you. Anyway to put your mind at rest, I am not the "woman from the pilgrim" though looking back through the posts here, she was originally calling herself "Woman with the pinny from the Pilgrim" Now in my day if a lady took off her pinny whilst talking to a gentleman it was a sure sign that she was, "interested" Another sign was of course taking off her surgical stocking and draping it over your head. By Jove! Let me know if you need a chaperone or indeed a stunt double if she is a bit adventurous in the kitchen.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Should I read the archive every time I have an idea for best of three? If I've repeated something then there's no need to concern yourself London Road. But I appreciate you pointing that out for me. I retract my suggestion.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

Get a room....you fishcake!

baked sheeps blood??September 9th 2008.

dig, i think you will find that blackpudding is made of pigs blood(from the pigs bum bits, i may be wrong)if it was made of lambs blood it would taste all sheepy and not fit in with the pigs bum theme.glad your hashbrown crop is in mine got blight

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

i could just do with a full english shame the lovely pilgrim pinny is not still at the pilgrim

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

How touching, a poem for me from The Prof and Roger McGough. There's a tear in my eye. It's beautiful too. My very own breakfast poem. If it had of included black pudding in there somewhere I'm sure it would have been up for The Griffin Award. Why don't we have a Liverpool Confidential ranters poetry evening in Le Cainsboozer and nominate it for The Golden Wreath of Struga poetry evenings?

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

That's because it is wednesday. All the ranters meet in Woolton Woods and dance naked around a burning fire to raise the Devil while Dig plays Honolulu Baby on the Ukelele. Don't worry, The Devil is just a rather anti social feral Moggie called Ken, who chases us down Springwood Avenue. You should join us. I cant go tonight because I have the Shaolin priests round again trying to sell me double glazing.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

do you think they'll go for that? it would be funny ha could be a start of something funny. i will email you you , but we'll still have to write on ere give people something to read , do you agree?

lark lane lovieSeptember 9th 2008.

try the baguette bite on lark lane for full english good traditional plate full plus a cupper and a choice of big or bloody huge.moon and pea nice but lacks the hilarious banter from staff and customers at the baguette.lots of cabbies eat there which is always a measure of quality coz they can pull up and eat anywere they like.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i ask because there was a man today in pilgrim i thought might have been you because of the way he was looking. I am very shy i don't know what id say i'd prob just grin :-) only just single to be honest thats how i would like to keep it for now. You?

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

the pilgrim food concession is my own business so i have very little time to do anything else. being a scouse slave master i am interested in expanding my empire. homemade steak pie yummy with puff pastry crust. homemade chili , homemade curry , yummy egg an chips, toasties , fish pie with hot baguette & peas etc. wot do you sell? my mothers getting concerned, she got a call from miss tender hooks la in the middle of the night saying was in grave danger!

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

There you are Ken, i told you that you'd get the hang of that lap-top. The large keyboard is much better now for you paws and of course the inbuilt mouse, less of a temptation. It will open up a whole new world for you. See you wednesday.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

thank god for that ha. Are they really going to sort something out?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

How is Liverpool Confidential doing in sorting that hotel then? Any joy yet? People are waiting!

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

ho hum. if you dont like it then dont look. you can turn the page like dig said to another one. :-)

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Thanks for the Call LC team. I can't believe where you're sending us. Do we have a choice? Do we have to go there? A romantic weekend in Southport Pontins. Thanks a lot.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I think one of the LC team will probably get the 1st pic of us together. They have an unfair advantage of knowing where we're going to be on Wednesday evening. I shouldn't have told the ed about winning those tickets. It would still be a fair contest if I hadn't told. Oh well you'll just have to get your opos working double hard to find us!

Billy the KidSeptember 9th 2008.

I'm with Tricky Woo. Can you take the rant off LC? This saga's gone on long enough. Dig, why don't you just contact the pilgrim woman instead of boring us

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

People say you are what you eat. Everybody tells me I'm a c....... Best not finish that joke. I've also been told my head is a bit like a beetroot Nadia.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

ha . yeah im from Liverpool but moved to glos when 14 then moved around working and been back in Liverpool just over 1 year. iv never seen the zutons on stage but been with dave in pub when he's been singing ha. liverpool is great.

E.R.MSeptember 9th 2008.

i have been to the pilgrim many a time!the atmosphere not so got neither the lighting but oh'well as long as i can taste the food oh'my its delish!Num Nums!!!

non wig wearing scouserSeptember 9th 2008.

oooh handbags at dawn.come on if you think your hard enough!lord street indeed lord bleedin snooty if you ask me. and yes i do eat scouse and i love it. get him dig!

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

pilgrim street... yes i make proper scouse its proper scouse weather now. i was making it today in work but not for the menu for me to take home, i will make a huge big pan of it on monday and it'll be on the menu wit a crusty cob and pickled cabbage yummy. shoulder of lamb i use. breast of lamb ? salmon leg's are on as a special. you can preorder tomorrow for a take out.. have a breakfast they are big for 3quid,you can have a tea or coffee to take out.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Wait there a minute. Have you done best of 3 steak yet Team? Come on. That has to be the winner if you ain't already done it!

ken the feral moggieSeptember 9th 2008.

oh i almost fogot we have to pick the players for this years panto. dig looks like he will be otherwise ocupied this season so we will need a new rear end for mookie

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Did you really have a badge on or am I being gullible asking? I also had a badge on saying 'I'm Dig Woman with Pinny'. Missed each other again eh? I'll scream I'M DIG next time and wear my badge. Where did you get your info Woman with rolling pin? They may have sent you on a bum steer. As for you Dora, I thought you was still exploring!! I have missed your tongue and crusty split tho. I especially miss your birds nest soup.

Dig's Bird DoraSeptember 9th 2008.

Pilgrim Pinny, I think I have made a mistake. My Dig would never go near a bar of soap. But just to be sure, ask him where he lives. Mine is in a hostel in fazakerley, well he calls it a village, bless him.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Pilgrim Street. Or is it road? Either way you better not be going to try to steal my breakfast and lunch. Oh or steal my woman. But mainly my breakfast!

big pilgrim fanSeptember 9th 2008.

never noticed the smell noticed the ugly staff behind the bar they are miserable always. the food has improved so now all they need to do is improve the bar staff lmao. the food wont put you off i am on a budget and its great value and bigger portions than before. i have also noticed a new cook in th kitchen and the woman now takes food out , the best dish in the pilgrim is her by far could have her service all day long.if she see this she'll be looking out for me but wont know who hilarious

watch with motherSeptember 9th 2008.

dig you need to be carful about playing in mookie holes, antibiotics are very good these days but as you are trying to whoo woman in a pinny i would be careful how much info you divulge before your first date.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Yeah the rash is catching. So is the fungal infection. AKA bacon and mushroom. What's the word you want Dora? Is it menage? If so, I'm happy to have a word. Where's LC team? I need a word. What a shambles yesterday was! I'll call you shortly.

Dick van HeadSeptember 9th 2008.

Awwroiht meester Dig! Ev you seen that Mairee Poppins arahnd? Oi've got something for her in my sky.

tender hooks la..September 9th 2008.

come on lady with the pinny were all waiting.. next installment please and quick about it!!!!

THE MASTERSeptember 9th 2008.

Push off, Doctor. They're half the fat of cereal/muesli bars and have far more protein, as any fule kno!

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

Ah yes, but is Barack Obama really going to win it?

professor chucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Dig,my only connection with japanese slave masters was when i sent a stiff letter to Mr Udigowa in Ramsey Street who was running young Paul Robinson ragged, greatly upsetting his grandmother Helen. There used to be regular reports on it just before the news. He never replied, but i did get one of Helens abysmal paintings of a reclining Koala. I think you should be upfront and tell her that your Japanese company produces Tenko Coffee. She says business is business so flog her a few boxes. See if you can shift my Queens Silver Jubilee Jam as well. Made with Royal Jelly! I know the real Bee in each jar puts people off-bad idea in retrospect- but at least they are all dead now so no more risk of being sued by people who got stung.

Tori BlareSeptember 9th 2008.

I'd rather go the soup kitchen next door myself.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

so what does every one think of all this?

owlettSeptember 9th 2008.

i like thin chip with salt yum delish!

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

so dig what type of attire do we have to wear on wednesday and thursday? im looking forward to both days never been to any of them. when i used to work late i used to see a lot of people going and always wondered what it was like. any luck on them pea fritters yet?

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i am here just very busy serving the hungery students. i love doughnuts shall we go there dig? 4 for a £1 think i can afford that so i'll pay. our next day out you can buy the pickled egg's and the mushey pea fritters i know a lovely chippie that sells them and they only 30p so thats even better, have to watch the pennys.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I'm from a village in north Liverpool. I am single yeah. When I do pop in Pilgrim I won't just stare and make you wonder! I will let you know it's me. I'm in Aigburth regularly with work. Was in Negresco on Lark Lane on Sunday too. Nah I don't know anybody else on here. At least I think I don't. I always thought The Prof was Ken Dodd but I've been told otherwise recently! Maybe that's my gullible streak rearing it's ugly head again, but that has nothing to do with me exposing myself.

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

Last time I met a member of the opposite sex in your place of work, Woman with the Pinny, it was about a year ago. It turned out to be a most memorable occasion and vast amounts of Tayto crisps were consumed, as was a not bad beer. This definitely is an auspicious venue. I would hardly advocate it as a trysting place for the masses but then that's the whole point. Go for it. You may not entirely regret it..

pinny womans mumSeptember 9th 2008.

yes love, i was just looking at tibetan terrier rescue sites when my curiosity overcame me.

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

egg chips and beans yummy who doesn't love that

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

YES EVERY ONE COME ON DOWN TO THE PILGRIM FOR YOUR 3 POUND FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST SERVED 10 TILL 4 ALL OUR FOOD IS FRESH AND HOMEMADE. DIG HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO COMES FOR OUR FOOD.CHRISTMAS GHOST WALKS AND MEAL ARE NOW AVAILABLE 30 POUNDS TO BE SCARED AROUND LIVERPOOL THEN A 4 COURSE MEAL .... YUM YUM PIGS BUM ...

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

so are we leaving the hash brown off the plate now ? i have worked in both baguette bite and the pilgrim they are both good.

Anything for a FreebieSeptember 9th 2008.

Please can I try the three of the FINE DINING rests please please please!!! xx

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Will you raise your pinny and courtsey if I expose myself and show my gusto again? I'm sorry I shouldn't have said that. Don't know what came over me.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Yep born in Fazakerley. Live not far from there. Love The Zutons. Already been to see them twice. You not originally from Liverpool? I love all things Liverpool. Big ambassador for all things Scouse. Especially with pickled red cabbage.

THE DOCTORSeptember 9th 2008.

Stop eating these greasy breakfasts do YOU want to die of a heart attack!!!!!

watching with interestSeptember 9th 2008.

what are you saying dig..you going all kurt von on us??? or have you and pinny woman got it on. have you gone from full english to full on? come on spill the beans

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I'm offended by the accusation that I'm not a 'real Liverpudlian'. What makes you think I may be otherwise? My family has always enjoyed a nice bowl of Scouse. Proper Scouse is made with decent foodstuffs and not cheap substitutes. You should try the proper stuff and reassess your opinion and accusations. Until then....

mark starSeptember 9th 2008.

very true about the bite

watching with intrestSeptember 9th 2008.

pilgrim st between liverpool cathedral and fly in the loaf.

pinny womans mumSeptember 9th 2008.

pinny woman is from my tummy of course! how old did you say you were?

Pilgrim personSeptember 9th 2008.

Who is looking after the kitchen while all this has been going on? Her eggs must be well done by now.

ken the feral moggieSeptember 9th 2008.

i think i should be nominated for best cameo roll in the dig and pinny lady saga.by the way i have only become anti social since the gout kicked in before then i was the life and soul of the woods.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I was joking about Southport Pontins. I've no idea what LC has planned. I look forward to finding out tho. What have you got in mind then LC? Or are you still deliberating?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Who else would talk about scaring horses and Bisodol? I will take you up on your doughnut offer tho Prof thanks.

deadeasySeptember 9th 2008.

Stanley Street: Could not agree more... Did not have a chance to dine in the old-old cafe of GH Lee. Just about tolerated the old-new one, but the new-new one is an absolute disaster. Also got fooled and tried their crepes... cold overpriced cardboard. The cafe has as much atmosphere as a departure lounge in John Liverpool Airport. Horrid place. Would you believe people were actually queueing to get there?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Errant? Delinquent? Fathead? Love it. Maybe there's more to it than lively repartee and knowledgable insights. Have you considered that? No? Didn't think so. Not so insightful now are we?Do you think I'm some slow witted dullard Lord Street? I love a good insult as much as a good compliment. Keep em coming. I thought you were my friend too.

watching with interestSeptember 9th 2008.

sorry dig. me and a few other dig and pinny watchers placed ourselves all around the doughnuts van.we spied what we thought could be you and pinny woman and in a insane atempt to get you to blow your cover one of my opos sent a mail to the dig and pinny saga page.the man in question didnt flinch. no instant reply via mobile.he just shoved a bag of doughnuts into the middle of the poor womans chest and shuffled of.we should have known we were onto a bum stear coz there were no d+g specs on the woman and also his japenese slave masters were over feeding him more tanko than tenko.the chippy on lark lane has pickled eggs but i am yet to locate pea fritters.opos and myself now ringing every chippy in district to locate them.first with pictures of dig and pinny woman together wins...also at sefton park lantern parade we are going dressed as pinny woman with full breaky lanterns and dig expose yerself badges.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Read above comments Tricky Woo. Do you watch T.V. programmes that are boring you or do you turn over? Yep, thought you did. Guess what loser, you can turn a page on here too.

Cyberspace ManSeptember 9th 2008.

To Bewildered: I doubt whether you are Bewildered. Very much. Keep out of it and go and cause some trouble somewhere else, please.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Expose myself? I've already been arrested once for that. What time do you work til? I might pop round Pilgrim for a butty for my lunch. I went for my LC funded tea yesterday. Establishment in question was out of food when I got there. You wana come with me next time?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Prof don't come on here in different guises trying to scare me. I will look after your pencil sharpener and stapler with the gusto I have always shown.

London RoadSeptember 9th 2008.

Yawn, read the archive Dig

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i work every weekend. you going to see the Zutons? i know Dave he's a mate. all i seem to be doing at the moment is work work work. i was having lunch on lark lane today with my mum than in town later with my friend. i go for meals couple of times a week with my nan and mum. now and again go out to town but not on a mad one. dont drink much, hate the hangover. i am into my work, this is the first pub iv worked at since starting off in a pub kitchen down south when i was 14, i'm a pastry chef. like you said it goes on. so are you from Liverpool?

MacBroth The Scottish BreakfastSeptember 9th 2008.

Hash Browns are only eaten because they are there. Who when cooking a home fry-up breakfast has ever included Hash Browns? Leave them off the menu and let the aggrieved and anyone else who would even consider going into the vile MacDonalds go there and fill themselves up with MacTurd Burgers, MacChanically-Re-claimed-MacArse-bites. You will also then raise the standard of customer.

Osama Bin LidSeptember 9th 2008.

Nobody gives a flying **** about how I like my full English these days.

professor chucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Oh make your sodding minds up, Roger's poem cost me a fiver!!!

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Hi Woman from Pilgrim. I don't normally use net and night. Got to use mobile and thats a pain. What would you like to eat and where would you like to go if and when we go out then? You got much planned for your days off?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I've just emailed you Pilgrim Woman. Our own page? Ha. Like our very own LC Dig and Pilgrim Woman soap opera? Yeah maybe. It would be better than any soap on telly, which wouldn't be difficult. Dig and The Pilgrim Woman, also starring, Professor Chicklebutty, Dora, Nadia, Watch with Mother, Anonymous and so on. I'm still waiting for LC to tell us when we're going to Panoramic.

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

the christmas ghost walks are for frehfields animal rescue and the ghoste walks are also backed by tom sleman

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I had a Full English Breakfast at The Mary Poppins Cafe. I felt really ill afterwards. Credit to them, they supplied some sugar to help the medicine go down. Some of it missed and went down my chin chineree. One day I won't miss my mouth. A man has a dream. Yes Dick Van Head I have seen Mary Poppins. She's in hospital now after insulting me with that breakfast. Sorry, sorry, it's that Maybrick side of me. That's another rant tho.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I thought you may be Honourable Japanese Slave Master Prof. Apologies. I work a fair bit Pilgrim Woman. What would u recommend for lunch tomorrow? Could I call to preorder? I wouldnt be surprised if u are much older than me in ur head. Wouldnt be difficult tho. Sending rants in via mobile now. What a pain.

woman from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i had a badge on today in work sayin " are you here dig" people were lookin at me funny ha

Liverpool ContinentalSeptember 9th 2008.

Okay guys here is the deal. The review we did of the Adelphi a few months ago showed that there was room for improvement in both service and quality. We have contacted Manager Ida Downey and she has agreed that you can dine there for, not just one dinner date, but for 24 hours! And have use of all the facilities including swimming pool, sauna, gym and the bridal suite, so long as you don't scare the horse.All you have to do is turn up next Saturday morning enjoy yourselves and you book out Sunday 10.00am, once you have settled the bill. Don't forget your toothbrush! And Bisodol.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

An American talking Cockney rhyming slang in Liverpool. I know we're supposed to be 'The World in one City', but that is really pushing your luck. I know nothing I have posted so far today has anything to do with breakfasts so I'll just say that today I had Shreddies. I told about that rash in confidence Prof. Now everybody knows. I wouldn't betray your confidence like that Prof. You can trust me, your Sacred keeper of The Stapler and Pencil Sharpener.

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

The Pilgrim still smells a bit though, doesn't it? Might put me off.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I have time to play to play the rear end of Mookie Ken, no problem. In fact I was in Somerset last Christmas and played in Mookie Hole. Thanks for your offer Prof but I've seen your Apricot Deep Jam Mine. I thought it was mine as in hole not as in a fruit based explosive device. You and your jam obsessions. Have you sought help yet? I have a counsellor friend who is expert at relieving people with their fruity ways. I'm sure he would find time to for you on his couch.

Dig's Bird DoraSeptember 9th 2008.

Who the hell are you girl? How many more have you gorron the bleedin' go?DIG! I WANNA WEEERRRD!!!!!

let's get realSeptember 9th 2008.

The last time I had bacon and eggs in the Pilgrim it was shiite.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Have tasted drisheen or boars black pudding Ulster Fry? I haven't had Drisheen for a while but I remember it being far superior to regular black pudding. The taste wasn't vastly different but the texture and moisture was spot on.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

is that you mummykins

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

GOOD IM VERY GLAD THAT YOUR HARVEST IS NEARLY READY AS I TRIED TO GROW MY OWN AND THEY TURNED INTO ROSSTIE/WAFFLES VERY PECULIAR INDEED.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Darn she beat me to suggesting spag bol. Oh well. Calamari pasta? Or a simple tomato sauce and basil? How about ravioli? Spaghetti and meatballs?

CharlieSeptember 9th 2008.

Anonymous: How can you say that the KFC is an ok export from the US? The Pilgrim Sunday hangover breakfast is an institution so you were guided to the right place, possibly. But still: You really think the KFC is a good American idea????

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

who's said im going to meet him x

woman from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

im an axe wielding maniac to ha. i have not said im gona do it hooks la.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I prefer Tesco's own oven chips. McCains Palin comparison.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

This business is well ended, my liege and madame to expostulate,What majesty should be, what duty is. What day is day, night night and time is time, Were nothing but to waste Night, day and time. Therefore since brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,I will be brief, your noble son is mad (thanks Prof), Mad call I it, for, to define true madness,What is't but to nothing else bud mad? But let that go. Thanks Prof, in one fell swoop, according to you, I'm a mad egg. I love you too.

Professor ChuckevilbuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Plans are afoot - Gagging order? I see through your cryptic clues Dig. It's a night out at Sir Diddy Henshaw's Cuban Eel Bar and then off to the chiropodist.Does that mean I can cancel the special doughnut lunch?Just a word of caution Dig, I think "Watching With Interest" may be Bog-Eyed just waiting to pounce as soon as they find out where you'll be. Quite an army of the Bog-Eyed is massing against you but just stand still and with luck they'll miss and all run either side of you.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Yeah all come round to mine for a slap up Full Full English with quality ingredients on Sunday at 10. I'll even supply all the papers. Psssst woman with the pinny from The Pilgrim. Do you do outside catering?? Don't tell anyone I asked. Keep Shtum. Ta.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Have you read that LC? A date courtesy of LC! Ha ha. It ain't a breakfast time warp. It's a tinternet magazine daytime soup. I mean soap. By the way Mr.PLanner I don't think Mr.Barrett was around in the 6th century when my village was founded. Hurry back Woman from Pilgrim darling, I shall miss you.....

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I won't divulge on these pages what I sell. I do sell a good amount even tho we're in the middle of this nuisance credit crunch. I will tell you one day tho. So you aren't just a dab hand at breakfasts eh? You own your own business and can cook all that, cook it well and in a pub!?! Now I know I'm in love. How old are you by the way? I'm 32.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Thanks LC. Nadia and Pilgrim lady ur both welcome to join me. I wont be paying tho. Ask LC if they will pay. Apparently Marios by Central does a nice chicken and sweetcorn soup. Phone LC and ask for Cornelius. He's the man who can. Where do u want me to go Kev?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

For the next best of three hows abouts that staple dish of all things Liverpudlian originally called Lobscouse, now better known as Scouse?

Get a roomSeptember 9th 2008.

and **** off

woman from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

so very sorry dig food is only served up until 4. they sell tayto's behind the bar tho..... you will just have to come Saturday for your Full English. its 3.45 now if you run u might make it lol

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Aaah I see. Slaughterhouse Five. 'So it goes' the recurring phrase. Interestingly and pure coincidence the main character is Billy 'Pilgrim'.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Actually, it's back on. Pilgrim Pinny has informed me that she is still up for it. So keep trying please LC!

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

its quiet on ere tonight

watch with motherSeptember 9th 2008.

right from the begining.i just pop up every now and then to make sure everthing is ok.you seem to be doing fine.

watching with intrestSeptember 9th 2008.

i suspect the reason she asks is because the pilgrim was packed with young men all bearing the legend i am dig.bit like i'm sparticus only less men in skirts.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Howdy Pilgrim Woman. What's on your lunchtime menu then? Do you do stuff to take out? I will pop round one day and expose myself to you. Do you do anything else other than work in Pilgrim?

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

The Baguette Bite is possibly the worst place I have ever eaten in my life. Ugh! Obviously, Lark Lane "lovie" is the owner ranting here, or a retard.

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Dear LC team, Yes I can confirm that my Apricot Deep Jam Mine in Aintree was closed down due to highly explosive pockets of gas. I will send you the entrance keys although you must sign the waiver. I think an underground supper by candle light would indeed be very romantic. The matches will be left on the table as requested.Now as the person who politely gave the pinny woman a kick up the hash brown and told her to get a move-on, Lord Street and I request that we are sent out for a Chicken in a Basket dancing evening at the Tower Ballroom in New Brighton.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

Is this for real or takin the p**s .

professor chucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Liverpool confidential have you seen the classic film Angels with dirty faces? In particular do you recall the line the line " The mark of the squealer" I think you get the gist!

anonymous agreementSeptember 9th 2008.

Anonymous, you have summed up everything we were all thinking in one concise and profound post.

The TeamSeptember 9th 2008.

Er, you don't know where we are sending them yet, Lord Street, so be very careful.

big pilgrim fanSeptember 9th 2008.

oh yes and a extra big smile always

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Yeah we could keep writing on here as long as people wanna read it. I'm sure we're boring some people but it's their own fault for reading it. Plenty of other articles and rants for them. This could be LC's own version of The Truman Show! What was Jim Carreys characters name? I can't remember.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Afternoon Dig? Is that it? Hardly worth killing the microbes on your fingertips just to say 'Afternoon Dig'. Come on, must do better. D-. Nice to have you literally watching with interest but these are suppost to be rants, not 2 word pleasantries. But in response I will bid you a good afternoon sir.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

id love to try the Panoramic i love to eat fancy foods. go on LC get us in there, im sure you could talk to them and do a write up and they'd give us it for free ha

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Expose myself? I've already been arrested once for that. What time do you work til? I might pop round Pilgrim for a butty for my lunch. I went for my LC funded tea yesterday. Establishment in question was out of food when I got there. You wana come with me next time?

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Dig, did you go to the philharmonic when they played? You may have seen me, I was dressed as Kate Bush. Anyway old chap, i shall bow out of this interlude and leave you to it. I have neglected poor Larry's columns of late and accidentally ranted in his recent piece about the actual subject matter. Woman with or without pinny raised or otherwise, the paperwork can wait one more day whereas Dig is likely to be snapped up by anyone of the hundreds of women who are now bombarding the Liverpool Confidential Offices with gifts of sausages and black pudding. So get a move on. He is a fine upstanding young man - ever since they reposessed the couch.

Mr. Laughing Spam FritterSeptember 9th 2008.

Sorry, I was going on information supplied by the former Liverpool Daily Post. What "music star"? I've never heard of her! Just how much of our city does she own? Can you be sure that is really only ketchup on your fry-up?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

So it begins.........

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

London Road. Done what you said. Couldn't see Scouse. So I reretract my suggestion.

dollySeptember 9th 2008.

baguette bite is good but not wen you get a frilly egg and cold sausages in the middle. i have to look who's cooking the breakfast first before i order. nice and modern lovely people.

watching with intrestSeptember 9th 2008.

sorry had already left for off licence when you replied.but that erogenous zones crack leads me to believe you may of had enough!!is it just me or is anyone else tuning in on a regular basis to see the state of play between pinny lady and dig?

Woman with the rolling pinSeptember 9th 2008.

I hear the Baltic Fleet is the place to be tomorrow afternoon, Woman with the Pinny....

scouse690September 9th 2008.

can you enlighten me,please? Pinny Pilgrim, Dig and everyone else, but WHERE is the Pilgrim?

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

egg and chips then

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Yeah I love my food and drink. Apart from most Indian food there isn't anything I can think of I don't like. Thinking about it why doesn't LC do best of 3 particular drinks? Smoothie bars, coffee bars, maybe best Stella in 3 different pubs. Or best Margherita? Cosmopolitan? Real Ale? If you want to send a cheque or offer a job LC I'm open to offers.

ken the feral moggieSeptember 9th 2008.

professor i've trimed my whiskers and gone and got me head stuck in a log do you think you can bring a nail file?

Fun with Dig & JaneSeptember 9th 2008.

Never mind Dig and Dora, he's supposed to be my fella. Keep yer hands off him both of ya! Dig, luvver stay away from them. I've got you those slacks you saw in Banardos. By the way, has she got the same rash as me and your ex?

scouse690September 9th 2008.

Is the Pilgrim in town? Go on, give me a clue, a few landmarks, maybe? Or nearby street names?Still waiting for my bottle of wine, "watching"....

RESPOND To This Article LIVESeptember 9th 2008.

mc donalds all the way wwwwoooo

NadiaSeptember 9th 2008.

Nadia also

watch with motherSeptember 9th 2008.

that get a room person. not nice,most hostile.envy is a terrible thing.take a powder young man.

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Kurt Von Trapp. Cockney rhyming slang. Probably means she's asking if that rash has flared up again. Just keep taking your aunty's bionics.By the way Owlett, you mentioned a problem with spelling. Are you really Omlette? That would be more suited to the Breakfast genre.

Gregor from UkraineSeptember 9th 2008.

I know man who call himself Dig. I meet him once in Bingo Hall. I tell him I am far from home and no lady friend. He is very kind I think and give me numbers for two very nice lady from special book. One not so nice, took my wallet, but ok for me, I took her VCR and mobile phone. One week later I have very bad rash all over and lose my job in kitchen at Bingo Hall. Dig, if is you, I make best breakfast in Ukraine. No Hash Brown. You come to my house and we eat yes? I have special big Ukranian sausage for you. Maybe you can show me your big scouse bowls.

owlettSeptember 9th 2008.

have you ever tasted the hashbrowns from Mcdonalds? greasy, yuck!

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

For heavens sake woman, this is a family site! I chose not to mention the courting signal about "raising the pinny" I am surprised you would know about such things. But if that's the situation and an offer of crunchy nut flakes, dig better make sure he takes some spare Shreddies.

lotterySeptember 9th 2008.

are the breakfasts good in the pilgrim then. and this woman in the pinny is it worth me going to check them out ?

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

onion rings to start boneless bargain bucket for main and an ice cream for dessert yum yum pigs bum. Sound good dig?

scouse690September 9th 2008.

Yeah, I'll have a bottle too, thanks! You paying?

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

yeah right chuckebutty. Comedian ha

watching with interestSeptember 9th 2008.

pilgrim lady it matters not a jot what other people think.i have tuned in now 6.30am to make sure you are still there the others will check on you as and when they can throughout the day.dont wobble now. i have never seen the prof be serious bitt scary that!

tender hooks laSeptember 9th 2008.

OMG she's gonna do it!! take your mum with you lady with the pinny.dig might be an axe wielding maniac.

John Lennon AirportSeptember 9th 2008.

Bacon O'Barmcake? I'll have that with McCain's oven chips.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Oh yeah didn't The Mal win the burger one? Anyway, I always like seafood pasta. Kalamari maybe? You choose, you're paying! Or how about a bolognese? You've done lasagne, how about a good Spag bol? Have you done a Chinese? Or soup?

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

The breakfast I had when I was in Liverpool for Beatles Week was quite. It was in the Pilgrim and cost just £3 including a drink, or at least I think it included a drink can't remember.Hash browns is something else which is American and therefore not part of our traditional full English breakfast, at least not in our country -England.It is just like this burger idea from such places as Burgerking and McDonalds, again it is American not British. I say that it is about time we got back to good traditional British fare and send these American burger joints (Burgerking and McDonalds) back across the Atlantic where they belong.The only decent American ideas are the Diner and KFC, got quite a good KFC in Mathew Street a couple of times.

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

yes there is a menu you can get one from te pilgrim or contact janrobinson25@btinternet.com for full menu and details or call 0151 709 2302 thats the pilgrim number ask to speak with some one from the kitchen.we do outside catering as well starting from just 6.50 per person.also we have groups of people coming in for scouse (lamb stew) that goes down a treat.

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

I wonder what is actually in those "Irish Recipe" Richmond Sausages in every supermarket? They are alarming cheap.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

is that you mummykins

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

There's no shortage of hash browns. My hash brown plantation is about to sprout this seasons harvest. I'll drop some in to The Pilgrim if you're short. Compliments of Dig!

MikeSeptember 9th 2008.

yes I like those too. I'm not a vegetarian but these are amazing. I have also recently discovered Quorn Sausage Rolls.

Cyberspace ManSeptember 9th 2008.

Is Dig going to get his full English out? I could tell you a thing or two hundred about meeting strange men in the Pilgrim, Woman in the Pinny. You want to be careful.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Apologies Team. 2 suggestions. How about Burger best of 3? I've just had a cracker in The Jamaica Rooms. Or for a more healthy option some type of pasta best of 3.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

Is this for real or takin the p**s .

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I have never claimed to be the sharpest act.I take it you're the voice of experience then? Which media outlet employs your services? I thought I proved when we conversed recently regarding dog walking that you're not the sharpest tool in the box either! Birds of a feather eh love?

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

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The TeamSeptember 9th 2008.

OK, Dig and Woman with the Pinny from the Plgrim, we're sorting something out for you. It's not the Panoramic, but you might like it, you lucky lovebirds.xxx

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

Extra everything, eh?

Tricky WooSeptember 9th 2008.

Does anybody else think that this pair of losers are getting a bit boring? Get a ****ing room!

watching with interestSeptember 9th 2008.

afternoon dig.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

So you're up for it as well then Woman from Pilgrim? LC already know I am. Although I'm not sure it would be the best restaurant in Town. I suppose that's a matter of opinion tho. The place I was sent to for my tea on Sunday wan't somewhere I'd normally go to eat. I'm sure I'll be back in there sometime tho. Can you get a table at Panoramic LC? Or I quite fancy Elude also. Where would you like to go Woman from Pilgrim? If LC don't deliver we could still go!

dan tSeptember 9th 2008.

if pilgrim lady is number 1 can i have the other two? if you could clean em up first don't want no rash la. whats the crack with the pilgrim lady then, if someone don't mind telling me, i see that dani road started it off. is the food wonderful she cooks. ? so lady from the pilgrim and dig whats the show called its some funny stuff? wen shall i next tune in. dig how do u do it lad u r a bit of a hit with the lady's? been thinking about this pilgrim lady and dig can anyone else see a happy ending?

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

The hash browns that come out the Pilgrim kitchen and the ghastly baguette bite are undoubtedly from a Makro freezer bag. Why pay them, when you've got Dig to do your dirty for you (I bet he'd bring you the Sunday paper too).

BewilderedSeptember 9th 2008.

How did all this start again? Can't Dig and woman from the pilgrim go on a date courtesy of Confidential? Then we can all get out of this all day breakfast time warp and the world can return to normal again

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

have many slaves to keep an eye on me eggs thank you for your concern

lark lane lovieSeptember 9th 2008.

i seem to have spelt lark wrong perhaps retard was closer to the mark than i thought. i'm gonna be nark lane from now on anyway!

Sir Howard WaySeptember 9th 2008.

Next 'Best of Three'? How about a review of three common taxi firms? Factors to judge could include cost, attitude (does the driver spit and swear when you tell him you're only going up to Canning Street with your enormous bags of heavy shopping, for example?), availablility when there's a big footie match on the telly, etc.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Work every other weekend. With time off? Food, live music, going to see Elbow, Paul Weller (I think Heavy Salad was his album) and Zutons soon, having drinks in Town, art, comedy, going to see Michael McIntyre. Sport. The list goes on. Just for you Prof I'll bring my Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain and a hard boiled egg and a bottle of Special Red.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Woman from The Pilgrim. I'll be in your place tonight(Friday 26th). My mate is one of the musicians tonight. you wana do a full English for my tea?

cleverdickvandykeSeptember 9th 2008.

so it begins....Dig 2008. so it goes....kurt vonnegut 1969

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

We were both up for going out then she changed her mind. Maybe she wasn't impressed with me playing down Mookie Hole. Either that or too busy being a mum and running her own business. Whatever it is I wish her all the luck for the future as she's a beautiful, talented, adorable woman.

woman from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

ha thats funny

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i just made that e mail address up. What do you think of all of this then have you been watchin for long ha?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

No. Not been in since Friday when my mate was singing. What makes u ask that? Where you from if you don't mind me asking?

Sue ShiSeptember 9th 2008.

I work in canteen at japanese slave master factory. Dig my best customer. he is very nice. But i don't let him touch traditional Japanese Hash Browns because of Traditional Brown Rash.

basilSeptember 9th 2008.

toooo much parsley on the hamiltons breakfast , would u at home?????

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

It would appear so. We'll just have to wait and see. I've emailed you my number if you want to call me.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

ok fine billy the kid and tricky woo, this is the last thing im going to write on here. i know you will be looking to see if we'v wrote anything and you;ll be thinking i wonder whats going on. dig just e mail me iv e mailed you back now anyway.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i only ever raise my pinny i never take it off, just in case i have a surprise order for a full English, after all business is business. there is a credit crunchy nut corn flakes going on i believe

watching with intrestSeptember 9th 2008.

hooray dig and lady in a pinny are back. come on LC get them a great place to go to.in these grim times of falling shares and credit crunching,we need an antidote and this is it.ok let em have it.

Liverpool wagSeptember 9th 2008.

Do you have to shout like that? What happens to innocent punters who have a genuine concern about their meal. Do they get a bollocking too?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Mini soap like you get in a hotel? I am falling for Woman with pinny. Any woman who can cook has a good full English has my attention and heart.

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

yes your right i know my food was with a top head chef for 4 years who's food was reviewed as the best hotel food in manchester. Befor i met him. We used to eat all over england at the best hotels. The pilgrim is my first cafe sort of thing. Im a pastry chef. Im hoping that it'll lead me to my own cake shop one day soon. i am a very good judge of food as iv worked with top chef's and worked in good hotels around england. this is wer they say were are going to eat at kfc for a bargain bucket for two!

ken the feral moggieSeptember 9th 2008.

oh i almost fogot we have to pick the players for this years panto. dig looks like he will be otherwise ocupied this season so we will need a new rear end for mookie

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Fear not watching with interest. She isn't far. Plans are afoot. However, I have been temporarily placed under a gagging order. Before somebody asks, no, that isn't an innuendo or double entendre.

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Steady on now "Watching with Interest" I don't think "Anon Agreement" was having a go at the lovebirds. Just remarking on the amusing "." comment. After all, as the Bard said, "Brevity is the soul of wit." Dig is like a noble son to us all.

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

retard

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

i want to do it to

woman from pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

dig iv just made up an e mail address for you to e mail me on then i can send you my proper e mail its pilgrimpinny@hotmail.com e mail it. dont you think they should give us our own page.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

What does Kurt Von mean? I can't really say too much. Honest. But the last week or 2 have been the lull before the storm. Not so much of a lull for us away from these pages. Been an interesting few days. It is still a work in progress and all will be revealed soon enough.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I'm afraid I can't 'get him'. He's right to a degree. It does look like puke, even if it does taste great. I also do wear a Scouse wig and sing 'In my Liverpool Home'. But only before my family and I sit around the table holding hands about to eat some Scouse. It's our own private way of saying grace before a beautiful Scouse feed.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I went to my doctor yesterday. I had an egg on my head, Beans in my ears, sausages in my pockets, bacon on my shoulder, mushrooms in my socks and a rash brown in my undies. Doctor said I'm just not eating properly.

NadiaSeptember 9th 2008.

You speak of soup but you do not say which. For mans with disfunction I will make special borsch in pot that head will fit into. First Nadia take hold of beetroots and crushes them in her knees if no pliers are available. Then one potato, cabbage, 12 boiled onions hit with hammer and all with frozen tomatoes plunged ino three pints of vinegar at boil for 12 hours. Secret ingredient no, is special Nadia aphrodisiac which I have ready for him he enjoy and much perky for long time

professor chucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Careful ken, you will give yourself repetitive stray injury. The scraps are after the chase, as you know, otherwise you just sit there eating whilst we all race off down Springwood looking stupid.

woman from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

dig im so sorry i must of had my dynamo upside down i printed a P instead of a D so my badge said "are you here pig" wondered why people were laughing and making snorting noises saying squeal like a pig and singing " diddle dern dern dern dern dern dern dern , diddle dern dern dern dern dern dern dern , dern dern diddle dern dern etc" soz about that will take more time with me dynamo in future. who's this dora bird, is she going to want straightener or wot? and is her rash catching

scouse690September 9th 2008.

sorry Dig, it's the brekkie that I'm after...I'm not into same sex stuff (good illiteration or what?)

AlisonSeptember 9th 2008.

I love the Moon and Pea and I just think it's a real shame that their aren't more places like it in Liverpool. As in the northern quarter in manchester you would have 100 places like this.

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

the best 3 course Sunday dinner for 6 pound or under

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

I AM PUTTING THEM BACK ON THE BREAKFAST HONESTLY X

woman with the pinny from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

spag boll

woman from the pilgrimSeptember 9th 2008.

how many people do you think are reading this dig its great iv never come across anything quite like it. . so what is it you do? were are you next going to eat then?

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

Barack Obama? I meant to say bacon barm cake!

watching with intrestSeptember 9th 2008.

just of to the off licence for a bottle of wine, can i get anyone anything while i'm there?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

That sounds great. Which weekend are we talking about tho? I'm working this weekend 11th/12th. I'm not working the weekend after tho. Is that ok LC/ Woman from Pilgrim/ Mrs.Downey? Mum? And yeah how about myself and Woman from Pilgrim coming to work for you LC? Start a new page for music criticism for me, Or cars. Give Mr.Garner a good shake. You know it makes sense and we'll be good for ya!

Professor ChucklebuttySeptember 9th 2008.

Oh Pilgrim lady,I shall be serious in my response. if you ask a question like that you will likely illicit some negative responses. Probably some people are bored by it some people are clearly enjoying it. It doesn't matter either way. Dig seems a good egg, you can cook a good egg, clearly an omlette made in heaven.

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Yeah I've got a date thanks Nadia. No harm in you sitting at next table tho Nadia. I'll buy u a drink. Maybe we could dine next time? Do u like jam butties?

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

I recommend the large Irish breakfast in O'Neills. Dark Corners aplenty, light enough to read your newspaper tho. Nice hair of the dog, then off for another jolly. See you there.

Liverpool ConfidentialSeptember 9th 2008.

Our operatives, in between reading the odd tiresome email, are trying to arrange for someone else to pay for them to go out. Any nice romantic restaurant in Liverpool want to show our lovebirds a good time? Call us, and we'll even show up ourselves and write about your chunky chips.

AnonymousSeptember 9th 2008.

doubt very much if that was the pilgrim manager.have you ever seen him like a cross between a pocket size werewolf and henry the 8th. only werewolves have more manners and henry the 8th was literate!

watch with motherSeptember 9th 2008.

before your time dear.it means 'do one' why have you just given your email address to the whole of liverpool? dont go pinny woman we are all watching!!

DigSeptember 9th 2008.

Sorry bout that joke. I take it you're single then Pilgrim Woman? What would you say if I walked in and introduced myself? Tune in later for the next episode... God I hate soaps and here I am in one. Better than Hollyoaks tho.

Honorable Japanese Slave MasterSeptember 9th 2008.

Do not believe him. He is in charge of the pencil sharpener but has ambitions for staple machine.

dannie roadSeptember 9th 2008.

re breakfast at the pigrim.yes three pounds and yes extra for coffee/tea but so worth it yum yum pigs bum so to speak,is that proper english wot i just wrote or do i have to join the queue for mr squelsh after prayers?by the way the young woman who cooks is by far the best looking woman i have ever seen in a pinny or in liverpool for that matter wots she doin with a spatular in her hand and when she wears those d and g specs oh my!

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