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Rooney more interesting than X Factor?

Or don't you give a damn about either?

Published on October 20th 2010.


Rooney more interesting than X Factor?

What’s the more intriguing of the two hot issues of the day in your mind?

Mind you it might be nice for Rooney to join X Factor as a late special guest. Sing ‘I did it my agent’s way’, ‘Papa Ferguson don’t preach’, ‘Don’t look Blue in anger’.

Is the greatest betrayal since Judas exercising your every living moment? Do your nerve ends tingle with anger or bemusement or gloating as the empire that is Manchester United appears to crumble? Is Wayne Rooney’s asinine, ingratitude and sulky face the one for you?

Or are the antics of Ms Angry Cheryl Cole gripping you on the X Factor panel? Those training sessions in scruffs of Cher, Mary, Matt, Wagner and so on, followed by their backlit, wind machine enhanced, dry iced entrance onto the laser lit stage, the big event gripping your mind? Vote people, vote.

Or maybe you think the Government Spending Review’s massive implications for UK life more important? Sorry if you do, because unfortunately we don’t have a ‘Couldn’t care less about either Rooney or The X Factor’ vote button on the Homepage.

Mind you it might be nice for Rooney to join X Factor as a late special guest. Sing ‘I did it my agent’s way’, ‘Papa Ferguson don’t preach’, ‘Don’t look Blue in anger’. In fact any song suggestions for Rooney’s traitorish ways might be fun.

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6 comments so far, continue the conversation, write a comment.

Trevor MilkmanOctober 20th 2010.

What about Underlying Lies by Scott Matthews

Rooney''s underpants(The M&ampS ones)October 20th 2010.

Don't look blue in anger?ha-ha

Half a town away?

I would like to join the City
Trafford now don't smell too pretty and
I can see my agents sign...

(please add to lyrics as you go)

Bum life trolleysOctober 20th 2010.

...ning my life away
And when I leave this theatre, I'll...

AnonymousOctober 20th 2010.

..then be accused of a drunk-wife-beater and
I can see the warning signs, Gazza's inside my head.
So here i go , i'm just kicking a ball but for twice the dough...

CAPTAIN SENSIBLEOctober 20th 2010.

SO HANDS UP WHO WOULD DOUBLE THERE WAGES IF THEY COULD DO? ESP WITH A CAREER THAT ONLY RUNS INTO YOUR MID TO LATE 30S

stuart littleOctober 20th 2010.

Agreed Captain,he clearly needs it.
You have spoilt the song now.

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