Rooney more interesting than X Factor?

What’s the more intriguing of the two hot issues of the day in your mind?

Mind you it might be nice for Rooney to join X Factor as a late special guest. Sing ‘I did it my agent’s way’, ‘Papa Ferguson don’t preach’, ‘Don’t look Blue in anger’.

Is the greatest betrayal since Judas exercising your every living moment? Do your nerve ends tingle with anger or bemusement or gloating as the empire that is Manchester United appears to crumble? Is Wayne Rooney’s asinine, ingratitude and sulky face the one for you?

Or are the antics of Ms Angry Cheryl Cole gripping you on the X Factor panel? Those training sessions in scruffs of Cher, Mary, Matt, Wagner and so on, followed by their backlit, wind machine enhanced, dry iced entrance onto the laser lit stage, the big event gripping your mind? Vote people, vote.

Or maybe you think the Government Spending Review’s massive implications for UK life more important? Sorry if you do, because unfortunately we don’t have a ‘Couldn’t care less about either Rooney or The X Factor’ vote button on the Homepage.

Mind you it might be nice for Rooney to join X Factor as a late special guest. Sing ‘I did it my agent’s way’, ‘Papa Ferguson don’t preach’, ‘Don’t look Blue in anger’. In fact any song suggestions for Rooney’s traitorish ways might be fun.