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There's no one quite like Grandma

She spits, she farts, she's out to win your hearts. Meet the sleeping giant of St George's Hall

Written by . Published on July 23rd 2014.


There's no one quite like Grandma
 

SHE'S 85, half Irish, half Breton, smokes a pipe, spits and if you see her lift her skirts run for cover - she’s about to fart.

But the question everyone was asking today was how do you get a 25 feet tall Giant Grandmother into the main room of St George’s Hall? And what about what must be the world’s biggest bed? You can bet that didn’t come from Bensons. 

A mixture of French polish and Irish blarney means there are no answers. The giant gran is the first of three to arrive, and will be in St George’s Hall until Friday morning when she awakens from deep slumbers.  Video: Mark McNulty/Liverpool City Council

 

It seems her arrival in the hall was all done by magic, which may be true as nobody saw her go in. 

Her lying in state marks one of the UK’s national events to mark the start, a century ago, of World War One. 

Over 1m visitors are expected to converge on Liverpool to watch tear-jerking stories unfold as the old matriarch, the Little Girl Giant and their pet dog, pound the streets, courtesy of Nantes theatre company Royal de Luxe. 

It has taken 15 months of planning and a team of hundreds of public authority workers to prepare Liverpool for the grand walk, a task involving moving overhead cables, dismantling street furniture and re-configuring traffic junctions. 

Liverpool Mayor Joe Anderson said while the sight of giants will be a stunning spectacle, the stories will respect the poignancy and sacrifices of the Great War. 

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"It is a massive coup that these street theatre legends, who are approached on a daily basis to perform in cities all over the world, are eager to return to Liverpool. 

“The genius of Royal de Luxe should never be underestimated: not only do they create giant characters they are also masters at tapping into the heart of a city. The show will be memorable, moving and magical." 

Camera crews converged on St George's Hall today, pointing to an event likely to attract worldwide attention. 

St George’s Hall was the place where, in 1914, a plea was relayed from Lord Kitchener, Britain’s Secretary of State for War, to the men of Liverpool to take up arms. 

Joe Anderson talks to the camerasJoe Anderson talks to the cameras

Rallied by Lord Derby, men from whole streets, factories and businesses answered the call, with 2,800 of them never to return. They became known as the Liverpool Pals, reflecting how neighbours and work colleagues fought alongside each other. 

On Friday (July 25) the giants take to the streets – the third is Xolo the giant dog, nearly three meters tall – relating stories passed down through the generations of those Liverpool men who went off to fight. 

City traffic managers have warned motorists of major disruptions between Friday and Sunday, with some roads closed for long periods. Visitors have been urged to travel to the city by train or bus. 

Claire McColgan, Liverpool’s culture boss, urged visitors to bring a supply of tissues, as the stories will make people weep. 

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She described the atmosphere during three weeks of rehearsals with the French company at Bramley Moor on the north docks as amazing.

She praised the hundreds of local people who came forward as volunteer stewards. 

Jean Luc Courcoult, artistic director and founder of Royal de Luxe said: “Liverpool is a city I love and it is great that we are able to use our giants in this city to commemorate World War One. We have spoken to the families of those who fought and died in that war and our storylines are based on their memories.” 

Most of the funding for the Liverpool event has come from central government.

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Picture: Mark McNultyPicture and main homepage image: Mark McNulty

 

The Giant Grandmother is aged 85, uses a walking stick but sometimes uses a wheelchair to get around. She is described as tough, daring with a mischievous character. She smokes a pipe, spits from time to time and even “breaks wind”.  It takes 26 operators, known as Lilliputians, to mechanically move her, using ropes. 

The Little Girl Giant weighs 800kg and is made of wood and steel, and requires 22 Lilliputians to operate her. Her hair and eyebrows are made from horse hair and her eyes are made from street lamps. 

Xolo the dog is the fastest giant and can run at 4km an hour. He needs 20 operators to move him. 

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10 comments so far, continue the conversation, write a comment.

AnonymousJuly 23rd 2014.

What a load of shite! We're literally getting shit on, and paying some twat 2 Million for the privilege. Can we have a statue of Alex Ferguson as well please?

Artie FufkinJuly 24th 2014.

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AnonymousJuly 25th 2014.

I'm sorry but this Giant experiment has been nothing but a giant failure. 1000s of people herded badly by pig ignorant cops through closed off streets with huge and costly disruptions to public transport, some people actually have jobs Mayor Anderson even if you can't be bothered to do yours! The often touted defense "well it brings lots of money to the city" is easily shot down where does that money go? into the pockets of the huge chains and conglomerates Liverpool city council will spend a fortune animating a wooden old woman but not a penny to keep flesh and blood ones alive! Why can't the council organize anything properly instead of clogging up the streets where decent hardworking people are trying to go about their day why not hold this event in a field way out the city? or better yet make it a ticketed event and charge try to recoup some of the fortune they've thrown down the drain on this nonsense, that'd also keep the numbers down so the city doesn't end up resembling the opening of Saving Private Ryan as it did today I've never see anything like it old folks on the deck all over the place, people doing drugs brazenly in front of policemen, people bringing new born babies and dogs out in blistering heat they should be charged with cruelty and abuse.

6 Responses: Reply To This...
AnonymousJuly 25th 2014.

Dear me, had a bad day? Just one point, those chains etc all pay taxes and business rates, and guess where they go? Have lie down now!

AnonymousJuly 25th 2014.

One word "Starbucks"

AnonymousJuly 26th 2014.

One business. Amongst hundreds who DO pay their dues. So avoid tired old cliches and see the bigger picture. Your approach is lazy and childishly simplistic

AnonymousJuly 28th 2014.

All big business dodge their taxes. Also, this bigger picture you go on about; where is it? We've spent 6 million on this shite now and the council is still making cuts. Maybe if we stopped wasting money on this shite we wouldn't have to make cuts in the first place

AnonymousJuly 28th 2014.

LOSER!!!!

AnonymousJuly 28th 2014.

The government paid for it. Not the council. Take it up with them

AnonymousJuly 26th 2014.

My Facebook friend has come over from America for this. Just saying

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