YES, that's right. Whether you are burly or bulky, red or blue, it doesn't matter, because today we have the answer to you and all your friends' sartorial needs this summer. They will love you because you gave them an Africa Oye T-shirt!
You might not have tickets for Glasto, but with Africa Oye taking place in Sefton Park on June 21-June 22, you won't want or need to travel far from home. It is the largest free festival of African music in the UK, and it's right here on your doorstep.
But what to wear? Well, the lovely organisers of Africa Oye have thought of everything, and have given Liverpool Confidential a huge bin bag of T-Shirts bearing the stylish Oye logo.
We have 14 in all: seven XL size, in red, for the more generously proportioned among you, and seven blue ones in medium, for the slighter figure.
It would be a monumental headache for us to decide who gets them, and we know we'd get it wrong, so today we are putting you in charge by giving one lucky reader the chance to win the whole lot!
That's enough for two seven-a-side footie teams, or sew them together to make a king size duvet cover, or flog 'em on eBay.
It's up to you. Just fill in the boxes below and tell us, in the space provided, what you would do with 14 Africa Oye T-shirts.
To be in with a chance of winning, simply fill your details into the form below and we’ll pick a winner at random.